Build a Brand that stops thumbs scrolling,

And gets you paid

Marketing isn't therapy.


But this comes pretty close. All without losing your sanity

Your Potential Clients Are Literally Waiting To Notice You

So let's stop making them squint

Right now there's someone out there who needs exactly what you do, scrolling past you because your brand is doing an impression of beige wallpaper. That ends here. But not with me barking orders at you like some marketing drill sergeant who's never met your business.

Here's how this works.

Step one: Book a free call (yes,actually free)

No slides. No 40 minute pitch disguised as "a chat." Just 30 honest minutes where you tell me what's not working and I tell you, straight, whether I can fix it. You'll walk away with a couple of ideas you can use whether we work together or not. Worst case, you got free advice from someone who's been doing this a while. There is no worst case.

Step two: We make sure we actually fit

Good marketing is a partnership, not a dictatorship. I'm not here to hand you a strategy off the shelf and vanish. I'm here to build something with you, around your goals, your voice, and the amount of energy you can realistically give it. If we're not a fit, I'll say so and point you somewhere better. Life's too short for fake chemistry.

Step three: We build the brand you actually want (the one that makes you money)

Not a brand that looks pretty and does nothing. A brand that stops thumbs, starts conversations, and turns "Who's that?" into "how do I pay you?" Visibility is lovely. Visibility that fills your calendar is the whole point.

Ready to be impossible to ignore?

30 minutes, Zero pressure. If we're not right for each other, I'll tell you

Hear What Our Clients Have To Say

Michelle

Having worked with Sam on a few projects now I can safely say that I’d recommend a conversation about how a business can progress to anyone who genuinely wants to push their company to the next level.
Sam is genuinely interested in the bigger picture and puts together a solid ideas and paths to help people achieve their goals through the digital world.

Always open and honest about the results I could expect from any campaign we saw consistently high ROI. I was quite surprised how reasonable her rates are and will involve her in every project that I take on.

Dan

I can't speak highly enough of what Sam and her team do, from her boundless energy, to her marketing insights and knowledge.

We had zero budget for paid ads but Sam increased our presence by 30% organically in 6 months and we are now getting consistent inbound enquiries.
It is a pleasure to have Sam onboard, and I would recommend her and the team at the Social Handgrenade every time.

Carrie

Sam has supported my business for over a year and I can't speak highly enough of what she has done.

From originally coming in to help she has increased our SEO on our website and implemented a strategy that will help us grow and achieve our goals.

We went from no one knowing who we are to receiving multiple telephone enquiries and 5-10 enquiries through our social channels and website every week.

I wouldn't want to work with anyone else

Who is The Social Handgrenade?

Hey, I'm Sam

 

The brains (and occasional chaos) behind The Social Handgrenade.


I turn bland brands into bold social media powerhouses. My mix of sarcasm, storytelling, and strategy helps you show up authentically without burning out or selling your soul to “the algorithm.”


Basically: I help you look like the confident expert you actually are — online and off.


Check out our services.

Personal Brand Power-Up

1:1 Guidance to Upgrade from “who’s that?” to “omg, love them.”

Social Media Strategy That Doesn't Suck

 I’ll build a plan that fits your goals, your energy, and your audience’s attention span.

Done-For-You Management

For the “I have zero time or mental capacity for Instagram” crowd.


Rocket Launch Your Team

Teach your teams how to showcase their talent and knowledge to boost your marketing ROI.

Get one useful marketing email a month without the guru nonsense

Assistance Hours

Mon – Fri 9:00am – 5:00pm

Sat - Sun – CLOSED

Fall In Love With Your Marketing

And Stand Out

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